Loaded like a freight train...

Listening to Appetite for Destruction right now. That album was one of the best things recorded, EVER! (Today will be a random thoughts day.)

The "terrible twos" are here now. My son was absolutely horrid this morning. I don't know where I am going to find the strength to deal with it, because he is never like that with Mrs. Mattcaveman. GRRR! ARGHHH!

Less than a month now until International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I am warming up already with the scurvy wenches that will lend a ear for walkin' the plank. I hope there been a pirate themed comic on Irregular Webcomic that day...YAAAAHHHRRR!

(I am really enjoying writing this ikea in capitals.)

I notice that Order of the Stick hasn't updated again for a few days. I hope Rich Burlew is OK.

I had a couple of drinks before I did this entry (shhh, don't tell my wife.)

My cat is trying to knead the back of my chair. Maybe I should have named him Mr. Brownstone...

Did anybody ever actually play the D&D Miniature game more than 10 times? Or the Star Wars one?

Why is it that there is always laundry to do? And is Family Guy right,is it Mr. Tumbus who steals all the socks? And why did he turn out evil? And why isn't the Ice Queen the Queen of Canada for that matter?

Why did the list for evil overlord end after 152 reasons? There has to be more.

Since we did it to our national hockey team uniforms, can we add black to the flag? Our country is the second largest in the world, and black is slimming, therefore....

How on earth did the dish run away with the spoon? It doesn't have legs; wouldn't it have rolled away with the spoon?

Why can't there be more Dungeon Masters?

Wouldn't it be amusing if Fox News' secret owners were the Kennedys?

Do you have be bald to be a man on Canadian money?

How do the holes get in Swiss Cheese? And was it invented by the Swiss or is it one of those misnomers like French Fries? And, if it's made out of ground beef, why do they call it hamburgers?

If Gargamel made Smurfette, where did the other Smurfs come from?

Does anybody else think Ed Greenwood looks like Elminster?

Have a good day, folks.